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Eᴍɪʟʏ ([personal profile] pangolins) wrote2025-12-24 01:27 am

INBOX

"Hello! Heehee, you've reached Emily! Please leave a message after the beep. Beeeep!"

[For text, audio, face calls, and even in person meetings.]
tvdemon: (Manic zoom)

Video | UN: SharkDaddy

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-14 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Heeere's Vox! With a completely different username from before. (This will become a pattern.) The video feed shows him standing at the docks, right beside the water, the biggest and most excitable grin on his face. He's also gesturing frantically with his hands.]

Great news! Amazing news! I'm bringing it to you live! Guess who's here? Go on, guess.

[Because that's not an ominous message to receive around 8 in the morning.]
tvdemon: (Content)

<3

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-15 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Vox was not expecting Emily to actually guess correctly, which makes the reveal less of a spectacle. Still, she's excited, which is the only correct reaction to have to his precious son. He'll let it slide just for that.]

SHOK.WAV'S HERE.

[He gestures towards the water by his side with both hands, purposely imitating the Will Smith meme pose. The ocean ripples, then shakes until at last, one enormous demon shark breaches the surface. Shok.wav doesn't fly up all the way, since he's content being in the water (and also he'd go off screen), but his massive toothy grin is more than visible. A gigantic red eye focuses on the camera. Shok.wav's been filmed before, he knows how this works.]
tvdemon: (Pointy!)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-20 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, still the best reaction to have. Shok.wav is beautiful and loyal and the bright light of Vox's day. He laughs and reaches out, pressing a hand against the side of the shark's enormous head. The shutter of Shok.wav's eye closes for a few seconds.]

Sure, I will! Buuuut you can come pet him yourself, if you want!

[One might assume that's dangerous, but it's really not. Vox decides everyone's designation in Shok.wav's systems, and can change it at will. If he says Emily's a friend now, she's a friend (for) now.]
tvdemon: (Amused)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-21 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Occasionally, the benefit of hurting someone is a good laugh. Or just getting them out of his way if they're throwing off his groove. That was in Hell, though. Maiming or hurting someone is illegal here. And far more frowned upon. Vox still knows to employ some restraint, at least until he finds himself in a position of total control.

Also, he genuinely wants people to adore Shok.wav, if only because it means Shok.wav will be adored. The big guy deserves it.]


Of course I'm sure! We're celebrating! The more, the merrier, right?
tvdemon: (Smartass)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-22 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Depends! If you wanna feed Shok.wav a little something [He is so careful not to say "treat" or "snack" because those words will trigger the best boy's enthusiasm immediately-] you could bring it. Like bacon or ham, or salmon bites. Not too much, though! He gains weight faster than you'd think.
tvdemon: (Confident)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-23 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks back towards Shok.wav, hand absentmindedly petting along the side of best boy's head.]

Well, he just ate, so... Two handfuls at most, I'd say!
tvdemon: (Strained laugh)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-25 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? Nah, I've already got something sweet right here!

[He says it before he even realizes how cheesy that sounds, his fond gaze still stuck on Shok.wav. Once it does sink in, though, he laughs it off. Loudly.]

Ha ha ha, people and their pets, am I right?!
tvdemon: (Snicker)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-26 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
[This was a sore reminder for him to watch what he says around people when Shok.wav is near. He can get away with it in front of Emily- maybe it's even strategic in order to win her trust further. But anyone else? No.]

You got it! We'll be here.

[Vox won't get in touch about anything until then. He's totally fine hanging around near the docks, playing long-distance fetch with Shok.wav and just overall doting on him. He hasn't really gotten to see the best boy since that big fight, so he hadn't gotten to thank him for saving his ass from Alastor either.

By the time Emily gets to the docks, she'll find Shok.wav chilling in the water a short distance away from all the boats and people. The demon shark's gaze is on a tennis ball being dangled in front of its face by one of Vox's cables, but they've been playing fetch for a while now, so Shok.wav's a little tuckered out. Vox himself is standing on shore, avoiding going into the water because he doesn't want his clothes to get too wet. There are some definitive splash marks already on them, though.]
tvdemon: (The Smuggest)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-29 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Emily approaches, Shok.wav rises up higher from the water, his intent gaze on her. Now that he's actually seeing her in person, he can run her through his database and recognize her as the stranger who tried to snatch that other mysterious threat away from him. There's a low rumbling sound from the back of Shok.wav's throat that Vox recognizes as the equivalent of a growl, so he quickly settles the shark back down with an "easy, Shokky. Update designation to "friend"."

Shok.wav's eye shutter closes halfway, but the shark settles back into the water all the same. Vox pulls the tennis ball back, allowing it to land in his outstretched hand.]


Ha ha, yeah, Shok.wav always has a lot of energy to get outta his system. It comes with the predator instincts.
tvdemon: (So many smug icons)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-01-30 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Emily sticks her hand into the bag and it crinkles, Shok.wav's already on high alert all over again, eye widening. The salmon bites being pulled out into the open just solidifies the shark's enthusiasm further. At once, Shok.wav is rising up out of the water somewhat, giant maw opening. His tail swishes behind him, causing waves and splashes. The firm throw makes it easy for the shark to catch all the treats in one go; they all topple straight into his mouth and disappear behind rows of sharp teeth.]

Ooh, good aim! [Vox puts his hands together in a light round of applause.]
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[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-02-02 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[It may be hard to tell just from the facial expression (or lack thereof) that Shok.wav is delighted by the praise, but the continued swishing of his tail helps to illustrate the point. There sure is a lot of that, along with a low cooing sound that rolls out from the shark's closed mouth.

Even with Vox already having told Shok.wav that Emily is a friend, those treats are what sold the animal on it. He doesn't so much as flinch when she approaches, instead happily closing the shutter of his eye and leaning into the petting. Careful though, Emily! Just like other sharks, Shok.wav has that sandpaper feel to him.]


He is talented, isn't he? I keep telling him that all the time too, but it's good for him to hear it from someone else for a change.
tvdemon: (Another one of these icons)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-02-05 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Emily will find that Shok.wav especially loves being petted near his fins, which promptly flap as soon as her hand is close enough. The wagging of his tail increases at those times too. He's a very happy boy right now.]

Haha, he'll be a star soon, too. Once I've got the network up and running, one of the first things I'll do is set up a livestream so viewers can watch him in his tank. Is there anything more relaxing than watching a shark swimming around?

[Feeding will happen off screen, of course.]
tvdemon: (Shitty Quip Time)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-02-07 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a few seconds where Vox is utterly silent, his facial expression stuck in some kind of unmoving surprise. Then he slips right back into enthusiasm, clapping his hands together. Shok.wav's eye darts towards his father at that gesture.]

That's genius! Not loud enough to drown out the typical aquarium sounds, but still present in the background! Studying teens love those kinda background beats.
tvdemon: (The Smuggest)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-02-09 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, he does. He likes jazz and rock, but not for the reasons you might think. The vibrations as they travel through the water are similar to thrashing prey, so when he's in his tank and hears that kinda music, he'll think it's feeding time.

[Which is a thing that actually happens to most sharks. Go figure!]

When he's outside the water, there's none of those vibrations to pick up on so he's kinda neutral on it.
tvdemon: (Manic zoom)

[personal profile] tvdemon 2026-02-10 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vox agrees that it's cool! Like... Amazing, actually. He's tried getting Shok.wav into other music, both inside and outside water, but not even Baby Shark gets much of a response. Best boy is just very particular about it, Vox supposes.

Emily flings, and this time, Shok.wav has to actively chase to catch the snack. He jumps up with a mighty splash to get at the salmon packet from below, making it disappear from sight immediately. Thankfully, he doesn't drop down into the water full force; he just sort of levitates back down, so the splash isn't as immense.]


Awesome! Great jump, Shokky!
strutwhenyourebluffin: (bartender)

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[personal profile] strutwhenyourebluffin 2026-02-03 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Emily.

This is Husk, from the Hotel. The guy who looks like a cat? I heard you're opening up a cafe, and wondered if you needed a temporary bartender.

Don't worry if you've got things lined up, but I thought I'd offer.
strutwhenyourebluffin: (bartender)

[personal profile] strutwhenyourebluffin 2026-02-05 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't just stay back and let things blow up. I don't use my powers much, but it was worth it. Thanks for helping us.

How's your wing, by the way?
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text | UN: Lute (dated a few days after Lucifer's network post)

[personal profile] vindicato 2026-02-08 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
hey

can we talk?
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[personal profile] vindicato 2026-02-08 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's probably best.

(...)

Come to my apartment. I want to show you something.
[location here]. Use the balcony to get in.